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+# Do what the fuck you want to public license
+
+Version 2, December 2004
+
+Copyright (C) `2021` `alyx` `alyx@malkier.net`
+
+Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
+as the name is changed.
+
+DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
+TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
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+```                             
+  _____      _____ ___  __ _ 
+ / __\ \ /\ / / __/ __|/ _` |
+| (__ \ V  V /\__ \__ \ (_| |
+ \___| \_/\_/ |___/___/\__, |
+                       |___/ 
+```
+
+_cold wet static site generator_ builds the letspiss.net website. It will automatically pull links from plas.netsplit.nl, filter out unresolvable entries, and generate the server listing.
+
+Future functionality will involve doing more links. Maybe.