(?P
(?P
(?P
(?P
(?P
(?P
', True), 'vmjg59': ('http://www.rjek.com/vmjg59.cgi', r'
(?P', True),
'bofh': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/bofh.txt', 'BOFH Excuse #%d: ', False),
'42': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/42.txt', '', False),
'magic8ball': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ball.txt', '', False),
'ferengi': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ferengi.txt', 'Ferengi rule of acquisition ', False)
}
data = {}
for m in mess.keys():
if mess[m][0].startswith('http'):
mess[m] = (mess[m][0],re.compile(mess[m][1], re.I|re.DOTALL), mess[m][2])
else:
fd = open(mess[m][0])
data[mess[m][0]] = [x.strip() for x in fd.readlines()]
fd.close()
badwords = ['sex','masturbate','fuck','rape','dick','pussy','prostitute','hooker',
'orgasm','sperm','cunt','penis','shit','piss','urin','bitch','semen','cock']
tagre = re.compile(r'<.*?>')
def filter(txt,off):
_txt = txt.lower()
if not off:
for b in badwords:
if b in _txt:
return None
txt = txt.replace('
','').replace('\n','').replace('\r','')
txt = txt.replace('','/').replace('','/').replace('','*').replace('','*')
txt = txt.replace('"','"').replace('<','<').replace('>','>')
txt = tagre.sub('',txt)
return txt
times = {}
def ok(func):
func.offensive = False
def newfunc(*args, **kwargs):
global time
plugin = args[0]
channel = args[2].args[0]
if not channel.startswith('#'):
delay = 5
else:
if not plugin.registryValue('enabled', channel):
return
delay = plugin.registryValue('delay', channel)
if channel not in times.keys():
times[channel] = time.time()
elif times[channel] < time.time() - delay:
times[channel] = time.time()
else:
return
i=0
func(*args, **kwargs)
newfunc.__doc__ = func.__doc__
return newfunc
class Mess(callbacks.PluginRegexp):
"""Random Mess plugin"""
threaded = True
regexps = ['hugme']
hugs = ["hugs %s","gives %s a big hug","gives %s a sloppy wet kiss",
"huggles %s","squeezes %s","humps %s"]
def isCommandMethod(self, name):
if not callbacks.PluginRegexp.isCommandMethod(self, name):
if name in mess:
return True
else:
return False
else:
return True
def listCommands(self):
commands = callbacks.PluginRegexp.listCommands(self)
#commands.extend(mes.keys())
commands.sort()
return commands
def getCommandMethod(self, command):
try:
return callbacks.PluginRegexp.getCommandMethod(self, command)
except AttributeError:
return self.messcb
@ok
def messcb(self, irc, msg, args):
"""General mess"""
global data
cmd = msg.args[1][1:]
(loc, tx, off) = mess[cmd]
if off and not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
return
if loc.startswith('http'):
i = 0
while i < 5:
inp = utils.web.getUrl(loc)
fact = tx.search(inp).group('fact')
fact = filter(fact,off)
if fact:
irc.reply(fact)
return
i += 1
else:
i = random.randint(0,len(data[loc])-1)
if '%d' in tx:
tx = tx % i
irc.reply(tx + data[loc][i])
messcb = wrap(messcb)
# WARNING: depends on an alteration in supybot/callbacks.py - don't do
# str(s) if s is unicode!
@ok
def dice(self, irc, msg, args, count):
if not count: count = 1
elif count > 5: count = 5
elif count < 1: count = 1
t = u' '.join([x.__call__([u"\u2680",u"\u2681",u"\u2682",u"\u2683",u"\u2684",u"\u2685"]) for x in [random.choice]*count])
irc.reply(t)
dice = wrap(dice, [additional('int')])
@ok
def hugme(self, irc, msg, match):
r""".*hug.*ubugtu"""
irc.queueMsg(ircmsgs.action(msg.args[0], self.hugs[random.randint(0,len(self.hugs)-1)] % msg.nick))
@ok
def fortune(self, irc, msg, args):
""" Display a fortune cookie """
f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -s')
f.replace('\t',' ')
f = f.split('\n')
for l in f:
if l:
irc.reply(l)
fortune = wrap(fortune)
@ok
def ofortune(self, irc, msg, args):
""" Display a possibly offensive fortune cookie """
if not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
return
f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -so')
f.replace('\t',' ')
f = f.split('\n')
for l in f:
if l:
irc.reply(l)
ofortune = wrap(ofortune)
@ok
def futurama(self, irc, msg, args):
""" Display a futurama quote """
u = urllib2.urlopen('http://slashdot.org')
h = [x for x in u.headers.headers if x.startswith('X') and not x.startswith('X-Powered-By')][0]
irc.reply(h[2:-2].replace(' ',' "',1) + '"')
futurama = wrap(futurama)
@ok
def pony(self, irc, msg, args, text):
""" NO! """
if not text:
text = 'you'
irc.reply("No %s can't have a pony, %s!" % (text, msg.nick))
pony = wrap(pony, [additional('text')])
Class = Mess