51 lines
2.4 KiB
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51 lines
2.4 KiB
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1: Once you have their money, you never give it back.
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3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
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6: Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.
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7: Always keep your ears open.
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9: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
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10: Greed is eternal.
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16: A deal is a deal.
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17: A contract is a contract is a contract – but only between Ferengi.
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18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
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21: Never place friendship before profit.
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22: Wise men can hear profit in the wind.
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23: Nothing is more important than your health. Except for money.
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31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
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33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
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34: War is good for business.
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35: Peace is good for business.
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47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
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48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
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57: Good customers are as rare as latinum — treasure them.
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59: Free advice is seldom cheap.
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62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
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74: Knowledge equals profit.
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75: Home is where the heart is but the stars are made of latinum.
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76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
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94: Females and finances don't mix.
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95: Expand or die.
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98: Every man has his price.
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102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
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103: Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
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109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
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111: Treat people in your debt like family - exploit them.
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112: Never have sex with the boss' sister.
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119: Buy, sell, or get out of the way.*
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125: You can't make a deal if you're dead.
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139: Wives serve; brothers inherit.
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141: Only fools pay retail.
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168: Whisper your way to success.
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190: Hear all, trust nothing.
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194: It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
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203: New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms: they can be succulent but sometimes they can bite back.
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208: Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
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211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success - don't hesitate to step on them.
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214: Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
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217: You can't free a fish from water.
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229: Latinum lasts longer than lust.
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239: Never be afraid to mis-label a product.
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242: More is good, all is better.
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263: Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for Latinum.
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285: No good deed ever goes unpunished.
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: When no rule applies . . . make one up
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