225 lines
8.9 KiB
Python
225 lines
8.9 KiB
Python
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# Copyright (c) 2006-2007 Dennis Kaarsemaker
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#
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# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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# it under the terms of version 2 of the GNU General Public License as
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# published by the Free Software Foundation.
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#
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# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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# GNU General Public License for more details.
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#
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###
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import supybot.utils as utils
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from supybot.commands import *
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import supybot.plugins as plugins
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import supybot.ircutils as ircutils
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import supybot.callbacks as callbacks
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import random, re, time, commands, urllib2
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import supybot.ircmsgs as ircmsgs
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import supybot.conf as conf
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mess = {
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't': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=mrt', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'chuck': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=chuck', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'vin': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=vin', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'bauer': ('http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/', r'<p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'bruce': ('http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/', r'p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p', False),
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'esr': ('http://geekz.co.uk/esrfacts/', r'p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p', False),
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'mcgyver': ('http://www.macgyver.co.za/', r'wishtable">(?P<fact>.*?)<div', False),
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'macgyver': ('http://www.macgyver.co.za/', r'wishtable">(?P<fact>.*?)<div', False),
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'hamster': ('http://hamsterrepublic.com/dyn/bobsez', r'<font.*?<b>(?P<fact>.*?)</font>', False),
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'yourmom': ('http://pfa.php1h.com', r'<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', True),
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'bush': ('http://www.dubyaspeak.com/random.phtml', r'(?P<fact><font.*</font>)', True),
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'southpark': ('http://www.southparkquotes.com/random.php?num=1', r'<p>(?P<fact>.*)</p>', True),
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'mjg': ('http://www.angryfacts.com', r'</p><h1>(?P<fact>.*?)</h1>', False),
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'mjg59': ('http://www.angryfacts.com', r'</p><h1>(?P<fact>.*?)</h1>', False),
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'vmjg': ('http://www.rjek.com/vmjg59.cgi', r'<body>(?P<fact>.*?)<p>', True),
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'vmjg59': ('http://www.rjek.com/vmjg59.cgi', r'<body>(?P<fact>.*?)<p>', True),
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'shakespeare': ('http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/', r'<font.*?>(?P<fact>.*?)</font>', False),
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'lugradio': ('http://planet.lugradio.org/facts/', r'<h2>\s*(?P<fact>.*?)</h2>', False),
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'bofh': ('/home/dennis/ubotu/plugins/Mess/bofh.txt', 'BOFH Excuse #%d: ', False),
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'42': ('/home/dennis/ubotu/plugins/Mess/42.txt', '', False),
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'magic8ball': ('/home/dennis/ubotu/plugins/Mess/ball.txt', '', False),
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'ferengi': ('/home/dennis/ubotu/plugins/Mess/ferengi.txt', 'Ferengi rule of acquisition ', False)
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}
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data = {}
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for m in mess.keys():
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if mess[m][0].startswith('http'):
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mess[m] = (mess[m][0],re.compile(mess[m][1], re.I|re.DOTALL), mess[m][2])
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else:
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fd = open(mess[m][0])
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data[mess[m][0]] = [x.strip() for x in fd.readlines()]
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fd.close()
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badwords = ['sex','masturbate','fuck','rape','dick','pussy','prostitute','hooker',
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'orgasm','sperm','cunt','penis','shit','piss','urin','bitch','semen','cock',
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'retard']
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tagre = re.compile(r'<.*?>')
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def filter(txt,off):
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_txt = txt.lower()
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if not off:
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for b in badwords:
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if b in _txt:
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return None
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txt = txt.replace('<br />','').replace('\n','').replace('\r','')
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txt = txt.replace('<i>','/').replace('</i>','/').replace('<b>','*').replace('</b>','*')
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txt = txt.replace('"','"').replace('<','<').replace('>','>')
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txt = tagre.sub('',txt)
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return txt
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times = {}
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def ok(func):
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def newfunc(*args, **kwargs):
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global time
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plugin = args[0]
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channel = args[2].args[0]
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if not channel.startswith('#'):
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delay = 5
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else:
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if not plugin.registryValue('enabled', channel):
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return
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delay = plugin.registryValue('delay', channel)
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if channel not in times.keys():
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times[channel] = time.time()
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elif times[channel] < time.time() - delay:
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times[channel] = time.time()
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else:
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return
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i=0
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func(*args, **kwargs)
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newfunc.__doc__ = func.__doc__
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return newfunc
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class Mess(callbacks.PluginRegexp):
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"""Random Mess plugin"""
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threaded = True
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regexps = ['hugme']
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hugs = ["hugs %s","gives %s a big hug","gives %s a sloppy wet kiss",
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"huggles %s","squeezes %s","humps %s"]
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def isCommandMethod(self, name):
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if not callbacks.PluginRegexp.isCommandMethod(self, name):
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if name in mess:
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return True
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else:
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return False
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else:
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return True
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def listCommands(self):
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commands = callbacks.PluginRegexp.listCommands(self)
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#commands.extend(mes.keys())
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commands.sort()
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return commands
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def getCommandMethod(self, command):
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try:
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return callbacks.PluginRegexp.getCommandMethod(self, command)
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except AttributeError:
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return self.messcb
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def _callCommand(self, command, irc, msg, *args, **kwargs):
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method = self.getCommandMethod(command)
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if command[0] in mess:
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msg.tag('messcmd', command[0])
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try:
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method(irc, msg, *args, **kwargs)
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except Exception, e:
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self.log.exception('Uncaught exception in %s.', command)
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if conf.supybot.reply.error.detailed():
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irc.error(utils.exnToString(e))
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else:
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irc.replyError()
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@ok
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def messcb(self, irc, msg, args, text):
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"""General mess"""
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global data
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cmd = msg.tagged('messcmd')
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try:
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(loc, tx, off) = mess[cmd]
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except:
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cmd = cmd[1:]
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(loc, tx, off) = mess[cmd]
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if off and not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
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return
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if loc.startswith('http'):
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i = 0
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while i < 5:
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inp = utils.web.getUrl(loc)
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fact = tx.search(inp).group('fact')
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fact = filter(fact,off)
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if fact:
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irc.reply(fact)
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return
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i += 1
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else:
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i = random.randint(0,len(data[loc])-1)
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if '%d' in tx:
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tx = tx % i
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irc.reply(tx + data[loc][i])
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messcb = wrap(messcb, [additional('text')])
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# WARNING: depends on an alteration in supybot/callbacks.py - don't do
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# str(s) if s is unicode!
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@ok
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def dice(self, irc, msg, args, count):
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if not count: count = 1
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elif count > 5: count = 5
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elif count < 1: count = 1
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t = u' '.join([x.__call__([u"\u2680",u"\u2681",u"\u2682",u"\u2683",u"\u2684",u"\u2685"]) for x in [random.choice]*count])
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irc.reply(t)
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dice = wrap(dice, [additional('int')])
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@ok
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def hugme(self, irc, msg, match):
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r""".*hug.*ubotu"""
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irc.queueMsg(ircmsgs.action(msg.args[0], self.hugs[random.randint(0,len(self.hugs)-1)] % msg.nick))
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@ok
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def fortune(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a fortune cookie """
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f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -s')
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f.replace('\t',' ')
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f = f.split('\n')
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for l in f:
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if l:
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irc.reply(l)
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fortune = wrap(fortune)
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@ok
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def ofortune(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a possibly offensive fortune cookie """
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if not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
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return
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f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -so')
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f.replace('\t',' ')
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f = f.split('\n')
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for l in f:
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if l:
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irc.reply(l)
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ofortune = wrap(ofortune)
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@ok
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def futurama(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a futurama quote """
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u = urllib2.urlopen('http://slashdot.org')
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h = [x for x in u.headers.headers if x.startswith('X') and not x.startswith('X-Powered-By')][0]
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irc.reply(h[2:-2].replace(' ',' "',1) + '"')
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futurama = wrap(futurama)
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@ok
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def pony(self, irc, msg, args, text):
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""" NO! """
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if not text:
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text = 'you'
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irc.reply("No %s can't have a pony, %s!" % (text, msg.nick))
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pony = wrap(pony, [additional('text')])
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Class = Mess
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