Completely refactored Mess
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Dennis Kaarsemaker
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Mess/plugin.py
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Mess/plugin.py
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@ -20,145 +20,164 @@ import supybot.callbacks as callbacks
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import random, re, time, commands, urllib2
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import supybot.ircmsgs as ircmsgs
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_bofhfile = '/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/bofh.txt'
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_bofhdata = [x.strip() for x in open(_bofhfile).readlines()]
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_42file = '/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/42.txt'
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_42data = [x.strip() for x in open(_42file).readlines()]
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_ballfile = '/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ball.txt'
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_balldata = [x.strip() for x in open(_ballfile).readlines()]
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_ferengifile = '/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ferengi.txt'
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_ferengidata = [x.rstrip() for x in open(_ferengifile).readlines()]
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mess = {
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't': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=mrt', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'chuck': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=chuck', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'vin': ('http://4q.cc/?pid=fact&person=vin', r'</h1>.*?<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'bauer': ('http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/', r'<p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', False),
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'bruce': ('http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/', r'p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p', False),
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'esr': ('http://geekz.co.uk/esrfacts/', r'p class="fact">(?P<fact>.*?)</p', False),
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'mcgyver': ('http://www.macgyver.co.za/', r'wishtable">(?P<fact>.*?)<div', False),
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'macgyver': ('http://www.macgyver.co.za/', r'wishtable">(?P<fact>.*?)<div', False),
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'hamster': ('http://hamsterrepublic.com/dyn/bobsez', r'<font.*?<b>(?P<fact>.*?)</font>', False),
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'yourmom': ('http://pfa.php1h.com', r'<p>(?P<fact>.*?)</p>', True),
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'bush': ('http://www.dubyaspeak.com/random.phtml', r'(?P<fact><font.*</font>)', True),
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'southpark': ('http://www.southparkquotes.com/random.php?num=1', r'<p>(?P<fact>.*)</p>', True),
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'mjg': ('http://www.angryfacts.com', r'</p><h1>(?P<fact>.*?)</h1>', False),
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'mjg59': ('http://www.angryfacts.com', r'</p><h1>(?P<fact>.*?)</h1>', False),
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'vmjg': ('http://www.rjek.com/vmjg59.cgi', r'<body>(?P<fact>.*?)<p>', True),
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'vmjg59': ('http://www.rjek.com/vmjg59.cgi', r'<body>(?P<fact>.*?)<p>', True),
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'bofh': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/bofh.txt', 'BOFH Excuse #%d: ', False),
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'42': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/42.txt', '', False),
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'magic8ball': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ball.txt', '', False),
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'ferengi': ('/home/dennis/ubugtu/plugins/Mess/ferengi.txt', 'Ferengi rule of acquisition ', False)
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}
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data = {}
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for m in mess.keys():
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if mess[m][0].startswith('http'):
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mess[m] = (mess[m][0],re.compile(mess[m][1], re.I|re.DOTALL), mess[m][2])
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else:
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fd = open(mess[m][0])
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data[mess[m][0]] = [x.strip() for x in fd.readlines()]
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fd.close()
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badwords = ['sex','masturbate','fuck','rape','dick','pussy','prostitute','hooker',
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'orgasm','sperm','cunt','penis','shit','piss','urin','bitch','semen','cock']
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tagre = re.compile(r'<.*?>')
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def filter(txt,off):
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_txt = txt.lower()
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if not off:
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for b in badwords:
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if b in _txt:
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return None
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txt = txt.replace('<br />','').replace('\n','').replace('\r','')
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txt = txt.replace('<i>','/').replace('</i>','/').replace('<b>','*').replace('</b>','*')
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txt = txt.replace('"','"').replace('<','<').replace('>','>')
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txt = tagre.sub('',txt)
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return txt
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times = {}
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def ok(func):
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func.offensive = False
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def newfunc(*args, **kwargs):
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global time
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plugin = args[0]
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channel = args[2].args[0]
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if not channel.startswith('#'):
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delay = 5
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else:
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if not plugin.registryValue('enabled', channel):
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return
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delay = plugin.registryValue('delay', channel)
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if channel not in times.keys():
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times[channel] = time.time()
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elif times[channel] < time.time() - delay:
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times[channel] = time.time()
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else:
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return
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i=0
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func(*args, **kwargs)
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newfunc.__doc__ = func.__doc__
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return newfunc
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class Mess(callbacks.PluginRegexp):
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"""Random Mess plugin"""
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threaded = True
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regexps = ['hugme','r42','ball']
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regexps = ['hugme']
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hugs = ["hugs %s","gives %s a big hug","gives %s a sloppy wet kiss",
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"huggles %s","squeezes %s","humps %s"]
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regex = re.compile('</h1>.*?<p>(.*?)</p>', re.DOTALL)
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entre = re.compile('&(\S*?);')
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jre1 = ('http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/index.php?rate_twenty_four',
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re.compile('current-rating.*?width.*?<td>(.*?)</td>', re.DOTALL))
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jre2 = ('http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/',
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re.compile('<p class="fact">(.*?)</p>', re.DOTALL))
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mgurl = ('http://www.macgyver.co.za/',
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re.compile(r'wishtable">(.*?)<div', re.DOTALL))
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bsurl = ('http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/',
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re.compile(r'"fact">(.*?)</p', re.DOTALL))
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badwords = ['sex','masturbate','fuck','rape','dick','pussy','prostitute','hooker',
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'orgasm','sperm','cunt','penis','shit','piss','urin','bitch','semen']
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i = 0
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time = {}
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def isCommandMethod(self, name):
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if not callbacks.PluginRegexp.isCommandMethod(self, name):
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if name in mess:
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return True
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else:
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return False
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else:
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return True
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def listCommands(self):
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commands = callbacks.PluginRegexp.listCommands(self)
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#commands.extend(mes.keys())
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commands.sort()
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return commands
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def getCommandMethod(self, command):
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try:
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return callbacks.PluginRegexp.getCommandMethod(self, command)
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except AttributeError:
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return self.messcb
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@ok
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def messcb(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""General mess"""
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global data
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cmd = msg.args[1][1:]
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(loc, tx, off) = mess[cmd]
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if off and not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
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return
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if loc.startswith('http'):
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i = 0
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while i < 5:
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inp = utils.web.getUrl(loc)
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fact = tx.search(inp).group('fact')
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fact = filter(fact,off)
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if fact:
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irc.reply(fact)
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return
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i += 1
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else:
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i = random.randint(0,len(data[loc])-1)
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if '%d' in tx:
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tx = tx % i
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irc.reply(tx + data[loc][i])
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messcb = wrap(messcb)
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# WARNING: depends on an alteration in supybot/callbacks.py - don't do
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# str(s) if s is unicode!
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@ok
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def dice(self, irc, msg, args, count):
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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if not count: count = 1
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if count > 5: count = 5
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if count < 1: count = 1
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elif count > 5: count = 5
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elif count < 1: count = 1
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t = u' '.join([x.__call__([u"\u2680",u"\u2681",u"\u2682",u"\u2683",u"\u2684",u"\u2685"]) for x in [random.choice]*count])
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irc.reply(t)
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dice = wrap(dice, [additional('int')])
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@ok
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def hugme(self, irc, msg, match):
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r""".*hug.*ubugtu"""
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irc.queueMsg(ircmsgs.action(msg.args[0], self.hugs[random.randint(0,len(self.hugs)-1)] % msg.nick))
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def ok(self, channel, offensive = False):
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if not channel.startswith('#'):
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delay = 5
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else:
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if not self.registryValue('enabled', channel):
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return False
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if offensive and not self.registryValue('offensive', channel):
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return False
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delay = self.registryValue('delay', channel)
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if channel not in self.time.keys():
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self.time[channel] = time.time()
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return True
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if self.time[channel] < time.time() - delay:
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self.time[channel] = time.time()
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return True
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return False
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def fact(self,who,count=0):
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# The website is buggy, mysql errors rear their ugly head a lot. So we
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# retry up to 5 times :)
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if count > 5:
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return
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try:
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fact = utils.web.getUrl('http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=%s' % who)
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reo = self.regex.search(fact)
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val = reo.group(1)
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while self.entre.search(val):
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entity = self.entre.search(val).group(1)
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if entity in entities:
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val = self.entre.sub(entities[entity], val)
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else:
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val = self.entre.sub('?', val)
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val = val.replace('<br />','').replace('\n','').replace('\r','')
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_val = val.lower()
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for word in self.badwords:
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if word in _val:
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raise RuntimeError
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return val
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except:
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time.sleep(1)
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return self.fact(who,count+1)
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def t(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a mr T. fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self.fact('mrt')
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if f: irc.reply(f)
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t = wrap(t)
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def chuck(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a Chuck Norris fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self.fact('chuck')
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if f: irc.reply(f)
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chuck = wrap(chuck)
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def vin(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a Vin Diesel fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self.fact('vin')
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if f: irc.reply(f)
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vin = wrap(vin)
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hre = re.compile('<font.*?<b>(.*?)</font>',re.DOTALL)
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hre2 = re.compile('<.*?>')
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def hamster(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Bob sez! """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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try:
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data = utils.web.getUrl("http://hamsterrepublic.com/dyn/bobsez")
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except:
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return
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# Find correct data
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data = self.hre.search(data).group(1)
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data = self.hre2.sub('',data)
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irc.reply(data.strip())
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hamster = wrap(hamster)
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@ok
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def fortune(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a fortune cookie """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = commands.getoutput('fortune -s')
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f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -s')
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f.replace('\t',' ')
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f = f.split('\n')
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for l in f:
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if l:
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irc.reply(l)
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fortune = wrap(fortune)
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@ok
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def ofortune(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a possibly offensive fortune cookie """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0], True): return
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f = commands.getoutput('fortune -so')
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if not self.registryValue('offensive', msg.args[0]):
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return
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f = commands.getoutput('/usr/games/fortune -so')
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f.replace('\t',' ')
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f = f.split('\n')
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for l in f:
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irc.reply(l)
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ofortune = wrap(ofortune)
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#def bash(self, irc, msg, args):
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# """ Display a bash.org quote """
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# if not self.ok(msg.args[0], True): return
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# b = utils.web.getUrl('http://bash.org?random1')
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# r = []
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# infirst = False
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# for line in b.split('\n'):
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# if '#' in line and 'X' in line:
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# if infirst:
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# if len(r) < 6:
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# bw = False
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# for w in self.badwords:
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# if w in ''.join(r):
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# bw = True
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# break
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# if not bw:
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# for l in r:
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# if l:
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# irc.reply(l)
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# return
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# r = []
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# infirst = True
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# elif infirst:
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# r.append(line.strip())
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# irc.reply('hmm, weird')
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#bash = wrap(bash)
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def bofh(self, irc, msg, args, num):
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""" Display a BOFH excuse """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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if num and num >= 1 and num <= len(_bofhdata):
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i = num
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else:
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i = random.randint(0,len(_bofhdata)-1)
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irc.reply("BOFH excuse #%d: %s" % (i, _bofhdata[i]))
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bofh = wrap(bofh, [additional('int')])
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def r42(self, irc, msg, match):
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"""^@42$"""
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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#if num and num >= 1 and num <= len(_bofhdata):
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# i = num
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#else:
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i = random.randint(0,len(_42data)-1)
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irc.reply(_42data[i])
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def ferengi(self, irc, msg, match):
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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#if num and num >= 1 and num <= len(_bofhdata):
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# i = num
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#else:
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i = random.randint(0,len(_ferengidata)-1)
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irc.reply("Ferengi rule of acquisition" + _ferengidata[i])
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ferengi = wrap(ferengi)
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def ball(self, irc, msg, match):
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"""^magic 8ball.*\?$"""
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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i = random.randint(0,len(_balldata)-1)
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irc.reply(_balldata[i])
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def bauer(self, irc, msg, args, count=0):
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""" Display a Jack Bauer fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self._bauer()
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if f:
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irc.reply(f)
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bauer = wrap(bauer)
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def macgyver(self, irc, msg, args, count=0):
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""" Display a macgyver fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self._macgyver()
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if f:
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irc.reply(f)
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macgyver = wrap(macgyver)
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mcgyver = macgyver
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def bruce(self, irc, msg, args, count=0):
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""" Display a bruce fact """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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f = self._bruce()
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if f:
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irc.reply(f)
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bruce = wrap(bruce)
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@ok
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def futurama(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Display a futurama quote """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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u = urllib2.urlopen('http://slashdot.org')
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h = [x for x in u.headers.headers if x.startswith('X') and not x.startswith('X-Powered-By')][0]
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irc.reply(h[2:-2].replace(' ',' "',1) + '"')
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futurama = wrap(futurama)
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def yourmom(self, irc, msg, args):
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""" Your mom hates IRC """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0], True): return
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data = utils.web.getUrl('http://pfa.php1h.com/')
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irc.reply(data[data.find('<p>')+3:data.find('</p>')].strip())
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yourmom = wrap(yourmom)
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def bush(self, irc,msg,args):
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"""Yes, bush needs help...."""
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0], True): return
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data = utils.web.getUrl('http://www.dubyaspeak.com/random.phtml')
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data = data[data.find('<font'):data.find('</font')]
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while '<' in data:
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data = data[:data.find('<')] + data[data.find('>')+1:]
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irc.reply(data.replace("\r\n",' ').replace("\r",' ').replace("\n",' '))
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bush = wrap(bush)
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def southpark(self, irc, msg, args):
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"""TIMMEHH!!"""
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0], True): return
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data = utils.web.getUrl('http://www.southparkquotes.com/random.php?num=1')
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data = data[data.find('<p>')+3:data.find('</p>')]
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while '<' in data:
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data = data[:data.find('<')] + data[data.find('>')+1:]
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irc.reply(data.replace("\r\n",' ').replace("\r",' ').replace("\n",' '))
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southpark = wrap(southpark)
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@ok
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def pony(self, irc, msg, args, text):
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""" NO! """
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if not self.ok(msg.args[0]): return
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if not text:
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text = 'you'
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irc.reply("No %s can't have a pony, %s!" % (text, msg.nick))
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pony = wrap(pony, [additional('text')])
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def _bauer(self,count=0):
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# if self.i % 2 == 0:
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# (url, re) = self.jre1
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# else:
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# (url, re) = self.jre2
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# self.i += 1
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(url, re) = self.jre2
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if count > 5:
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return
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try:
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fact = utils.web.getUrl(url)
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reo = re.search(fact)
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val = reo.group(1)
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while self.entre.search(val):
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entity = self.entre.search(val).group(1)
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if entity in entities:
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val = self.entre.sub(entities[entity], val)
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else:
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val = self.entre.sub('?', val)
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_val = val.lower()
|
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for word in self.badwords:
|
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if word in _val:
|
||||
raise RuntimeError
|
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return val
|
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except:
|
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time.sleep(1)
|
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return self._bauer(count+1)
|
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|
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def _macgyver(self,count=0):
|
||||
(url, rx) = self.mgurl
|
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if count > 5:
|
||||
return
|
||||
try:
|
||||
fact = utils.web.getUrl(url)
|
||||
reo = rx.search(fact)
|
||||
val = reo.group(1).replace('<p>','').replace('</p>','').replace('"','"').replace(' ',' ')
|
||||
val = re.sub(r'\s+', ' ', val).strip()
|
||||
while self.entre.search(val):
|
||||
entity = self.entre.search(val).group(1)
|
||||
if entity in entities:
|
||||
val = self.entre.sub(entities[entity], val)
|
||||
else:
|
||||
val = self.entre.sub('?', val)
|
||||
_val = val.lower()
|
||||
for word in self.badwords:
|
||||
if word in _val:
|
||||
raise RuntimeError
|
||||
return val
|
||||
except:
|
||||
time.sleep(1)
|
||||
return self._macgyver(count+1)
|
||||
|
||||
def _bruce(self,count=0):
|
||||
(url, rx) = self.bsurl
|
||||
if count > 5:
|
||||
return
|
||||
try:
|
||||
fact = utils.web.getUrl(url)
|
||||
reo = rx.search(fact)
|
||||
val = reo.group(1).replace('<p>','').replace('</p>','').replace('"','"').replace(' ',' ')
|
||||
val = re.sub(r'\s+', ' ', val).strip()
|
||||
while self.entre.search(val):
|
||||
entity = self.entre.search(val).group(1)
|
||||
if entity in entities:
|
||||
val = self.entre.sub(entities[entity], val)
|
||||
else:
|
||||
val = self.entre.sub('?', val)
|
||||
_val = val.lower()
|
||||
for word in self.badwords:
|
||||
if word in _val:
|
||||
raise RuntimeError
|
||||
return val
|
||||
except:
|
||||
time.sleep(1)
|
||||
return self._bruce(count+1)
|
||||
|
||||
Class = Mess
|
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